I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!
I lost it at 0:21
almost peed at 0:37
when your parents threaten to take your allowance away
and we’re back.
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does
boy: *is nice to me*
me: wtf *looks down to make sure my titty aint out or something*
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
Nicki minaj is an excellent and dynamic rapper, lyrically and stylistically, she’s topped charts in a male dominated space, she started from the absolute bottom and knows how to hustle and work her image, I don’t care wether you care for her style of music or not but if you dismiss her as a trash artist I’m gonna heavily side eye you
is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.